I created this blog to review the zombie movies I've seen. There are a ton of them!! Some that suck, some that are really good and everything in between. This list will grow slowly. You'll probably see George A. Romero's name alot in this blog. Why wouldn't you? He's the "Godfather of all Zombies." I'll probably summarize each movie and then rate it somewhere on a scale of 1 to 10. There's really no rhyme or reason to my ratings scale. I may rate something really high or really low and then rate something similar exactly opposite. There may be some small thing about a movie that I don't like that might bring a rating down. The reviews are set-up with my most recent review on top, and the oldest at the bottom. Anyway, let's get started...

Stripperland!

This VERY lame spoof of Zombieland was pretty stupid. The only thing remotely cool about this movie was the idea that the Zombie Virus only affects women.  I can see that as totally plausible.  But that's where it stops.  Once a woman has become infected, she has an uncontrollable urge to either take all of her clothes off, or dress like a stripper and seduce men for the purpose of eating their flesh.  In this film you could kill a zombie by shooting it anywhere.  I like the fact that in order to kill a zombie, you have to kill the brain.  That's a basic rule for a good zombie movie.  This just might be the dumbest movie ever made.


Just like in Zombieland, the characters are named after cities or states, and the main character (Idaho), has a set of rules to survive by.  His rules are modified from a book he carries called, "How To Pick Up Strippers".  The soundtrack wasn't too bad.  But, there are a few reasons to watch Stripperland! If you have an irrational hatred of Woody Harrelson and/or Jesse Eisenberg, or maybe you just wanna see some boobies, then watching Stripperland! might be an acceptable substitute.  Otherwise, don't bother with this one.  On a scale of 1 to 10, this gets a very generous 1. 

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