I created this blog to review the zombie movies I've seen. There are a ton of them!! Some that suck, some that are really good and everything in between. This list will grow slowly. You'll probably see George A. Romero's name alot in this blog. Why wouldn't you? He's the "Godfather of all Zombies." I'll probably summarize each movie and then rate it somewhere on a scale of 1 to 10. There's really no rhyme or reason to my ratings scale. I may rate something really high or really low and then rate something similar exactly opposite. There may be some small thing about a movie that I don't like that might bring a rating down. The reviews are set-up with my most recent review on top, and the oldest at the bottom. Anyway, let's get started...

Zombie Women Of Satan

This little British flick revolves around a retired heavy metal singer and a burlesque troupe.  The singer's sister has joined a cult, and the singer wants to rescue her.  The singer decides going on one last tour with the group will help her find her sister.

The movie starts with a performance by the singer and the group. Later you see everyone backstage talking, drinking, snorting, and etc...  The topic comes up about this internet tv show they have to be on the next morning.  The next scene cuts to the hotel they're staying in.  After some very lame Scooby-Doo style run through one door and come out another gags, the group settles in.

This is when we meet the cult group.  This "family" reminded me of a comical version of The Firefly Family.  Here we find out that this family is performing experiments on unsuspecting women.

The next morning, the group travels to a tv studio which also happens to be on a farm.  I'm glad atleast the rock singer knew what was going on.  What dummy would believe they'd be going to a tv studio on a farm?!?!  Anyway, after an an interruption by a member of the cult, the singer spots her sister.  While the group is looking for the singer's sister, the family is trying to hide her and avoid the zombies they've created.

I really didn't like this one.  There was a clown character that looked like he was a fan of ICP.  That didn't bother me though.  What hurt this movie was the bad attempts at comedy.  The clown went off to touch himself a couple of times in the movie.  There was even an extended scene where another character went cross-eyed taking a crap.  Maybe the funniest scene was the zombie in a wheelchair.  So, with all that in mind, I give this film a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10.

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